Added link to TLGE2 in the final level
Fixed bug with more or less games
Fixed newsletter registration
As suggested by its name, "The longest game ever" is... the longest game ever! No human being has ever finished this game!
Fight "7804j", the high performing artificial intelligence and push him to his limits. So far, no mortal has ever managed to defeat him and all ended up giving up or dying of exhaustion.
Will you accept the challenge? How many hundreds of hours will you withstand before breaking?
To finish this game, your best weapon will be patience. There are very few difficulties: all you will need is perseverance, tenacity, some relentlessness, and obstinacy ;)
Warning: Highly addictive game... yet without any interest whatsoever. This game can be annoying, a bit of a pain in the neck, boring as hell and somewhat clingy, relatively upsetting or tiring (both of them maybe), as tedious as tame, a true nuisance, tiresome, monotonous, narcotic (yes!), sometimes painful, soporific and certainly irritating (obviously a non-exhaustive list).
Starting this game without finishing it, it is adding your name to the long list of people who failed. So don’t be a mere anthropoid ape among the millions of other primates, and show to all these fools who is the best! Because despite everything that is written here, you know that nothing is really infinite… and therefore that this game must have an end. But how far will you have to go to find it? :D
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Let your growing curiosity carry you to the “Install” button, but don’t be disappointed later on if the game doesn’t meet your expectations. And if, by the greatest miracle of all, you REALLY manage to finish this game, then don’t complain on Google Play, instead take it as a real success and proof of your greatness.
Best of luck,
7804j, the developer
